We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain
We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give a ring
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert (ah, Albert)
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day (ah, all day)
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert (ah, Albert)
But the kettle's on the boil, and we're so easily called away (ah)
(Yeah, yeah) ooh-ooh, (yeah, yeah) ooh
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea
And a butter pie (a butter pie?)
(The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie, alright?)
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water (water)
Heads across the sky
